1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:02,303 IRV: Previously on Everwood: 2 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:03,604 Ludwig van Beethoven, 3 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:07,278 "Piano Sonata No. 8 in C-minor." Play. 4 00:00:07,278 --> 00:00:10,111 -Invite me to your recital. -You´d wanna come? 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,343 Of course I would. You´re an awesome player. 6 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:14,445 You´re still upset with me. That´s fine. 7 00:00:14,445 --> 00:00:16,117 Still upset? 8 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:18,649 Should I be over your total betrayal of me... 9 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:19,750 ...after only one day? 10 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,692 I mean, come on, Ephram... 11 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:24,095 ...Colin´s been through hell to get where he is. 12 00:00:24,095 --> 00:00:27,258 Believe me, whatever that´s wrong now, he can handle it. 13 00:00:27,258 --> 00:00:28,599 No, he can´t. 14 00:00:28,599 --> 00:00:31,632 -Well, then I can. -Good luck with that. 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,364 IRV: Throughout the centuries... 16 00:00:33,364 --> 00:00:37,438 ...mankind has been fascinated by the nighttime sky. 17 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:40,211 Ancient peoples believed that the heavens were ruled... 18 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:42,113 ...by a pantheon of gods... 19 00:00:42,113 --> 00:00:44,645 ...while others thought that the stars were diamonds... 20 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,617 ...dangling just out of reach. 21 00:00:46,617 --> 00:00:49,350 AMY: Thanks for the ride, Grandma. If it weren´t for you... 22 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,422 ...I´d probably never see Colin outside of school. 23 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:55,186 -Junior still isn´t driving you? -I refuse to ask for any favors. 24 00:00:55,186 --> 00:00:57,758 Why give him the satisfaction of being dependent on him... 25 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,630 ...when I could be dependent on you? 26 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,492 I see your point. 27 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:04,265 Although Mr. Randolph does have that taxi available. 28 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,437 If he would acknowledge that he made a mistake... 29 00:01:06,437 --> 00:01:10,271 ...I might be able to forgive him, but he thinks he´s right. 30 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,643 -You think he´s totally wrong? -I know he´s wrong. 31 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:14,375 He acts all righteous... 32 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,777 ...like he´s so much smarter than me, that I wanna-- 33 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,480 Grab his hair and beat his head against the wall... 34 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,851 ...till he barks like a fox? 35 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:23,454 -Heh, yeah. -Believe me, I´ve been there. 36 00:01:23,454 --> 00:01:25,816 When I told your dad I was marrying Irv, 37 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:27,858 you should have heard him go on... 38 00:01:27,858 --> 00:01:31,392 ...all puffed up like a damn blowfish. 39 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,724 The trick is, don´t let him get to you. 40 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:35,726 Remember, it´s all about power. 41 00:01:35,726 --> 00:01:39,099 Exactly. So right. 42 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,801 You´re the only person in the family... 43 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,174 ...that´s even tried to see my side of this. 44 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:45,376 You´re the only one who really gets me. 45 00:01:45,376 --> 00:01:47,208 No, no. 46 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,580 Maybe you and Irv could come over for dinner tomorrow. 47 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,283 It´s been a nightmare lately, but if you´re there... 48 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:54,445 ...it might take some of the pressure off. 49 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:58,219 -Or it might piss off your pops. -That would just be a bonus. 50 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,250 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 51 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,521 Count me in. 52 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,654 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 53 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:05,526 Hello? 54 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,258 It´s for you. 55 00:02:07,258 --> 00:02:09,830 I gave Colin your number so he could reach me, okay? 56 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:13,204 -Of course it´s okay. -Thanks, Grams. Hello? 57 00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:17,268 Oh, I miss you too. Heh, heh. 58 00:02:17,268 --> 00:02:18,439 Grandma. 59 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,374 I gotta go. I´ll call you back. 60 00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:25,346 What? 61 00:02:37,728 --> 00:02:40,361 Would you look at that? 62 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,363 Wow, it´s all glowing. 63 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,336 IRV: With all the advances in technology of late... 64 00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:47,498 ...modern science offers more opportunities... 65 00:02:47,498 --> 00:02:50,471 ...than ever before to help unravel the mysteries... 66 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,303 ...of the night sky. 67 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:55,346 What the heck do you think it is? 68 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:57,248 Amy? 69 00:02:57,248 --> 00:02:59,310 Amy? 70 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:00,951 Hey, Colin? 71 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:03,754 Yeah, I´m back. Yeah, I don´t know. Some weird star thing. 72 00:03:03,754 --> 00:03:07,918 IRV: And yet it seems that the closer we get to the stars... 73 00:03:07,918 --> 00:03:11,222 ...the less we actually understand them. 74 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,447 Now, be honest but constructive. 75 00:04:15,025 --> 00:04:16,857 So, what do you think? 76 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,592 It´s good. 77 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:24,595 Morning. Wanna try one of my soon-to-be-famous omelets? 78 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:25,836 It´s safe, I promise. 79 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:27,468 It´s alright, I should get going. 80 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,999 Did you pick up my suit? 81 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:31,872 I picked both of ours up at the cleaner´s last night. 82 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,604 You think, uh, dark blue´s appropriate... 83 00:04:33,604 --> 00:04:34,645 ...for an Everwood recital? 84 00:04:34,645 --> 00:04:36,377 Yeah, it should work. 85 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,449 Good, because I canceled my appointments for Friday. 86 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:39,950 I don´t want anything to interfere. 87 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:41,882 It´s a recital, not a big deal. 88 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,684 Do you get to do the finale? 89 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,387 He always gets the finale. It means he´s the best. 90 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,760 Uh, I don´t know yet. The finale was a bigger deal in New York. 91 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,523 Here I´m playing with guys who think an arpeggio... 92 00:04:52,523 --> 00:04:53,824 ...is a form of pasta. 93 00:04:53,824 --> 00:04:55,626 You didn´t invite many people, did you? 94 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:56,897 Uh, no. 95 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,769 And you know who to invite, right? 96 00:04:58,769 --> 00:04:59,800 Mm-hm. 97 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,372 -Who? -Who what? 98 00:05:01,372 --> 00:05:02,873 EPHRAM: Who´d you invite? 99 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:04,905 -Don´t you trust me? -No. 100 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:11,582 -Nina, Sam, Edna, Irv, Harry. -Who´s Harry? 101 00:05:11,582 --> 00:05:15,346 If you want I´ll disinvite him, but he´s gonna be disappointed. 102 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:16,847 No, Harry can come. Nobody else. 103 00:05:16,847 --> 00:05:18,419 I don´t want some cheering section. 104 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,591 If I see one video camera, I´m walking out. 105 00:05:20,591 --> 00:05:22,653 Don´t forget, you´re in charge of cups. 106 00:05:22,653 --> 00:05:24,495 Roger that. 107 00:05:26,557 --> 00:05:28,058 Cups. 108 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:31,532 Don´t worry, Dad, I got your back. 109 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,605 ANDY: I gotta tell you, I don´t know of too many lumberjacks... 110 00:05:34,605 --> 00:05:37,408 ...except for Paul Bunyan and that paper-towel guy. 111 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:38,939 Well, we´re just like normal folks. 112 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,071 Just got more chain saws, that´s all. 113 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:44,044 Well, sit down and tell me what the problem is. 114 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,047 I´ve had some, uh, bruises crop up lately. 115 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,919 I don´t know where they´re coming from. 116 00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:52,653 I´m not the kind of guy to be worried about a little bruise. 117 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,984 Betsy thought we ought to check. 118 00:05:53,984 --> 00:05:55,556 They´re very purple. 119 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,688 I woke up one morning, and there they were. 120 00:05:57,688 --> 00:06:00,431 BETSY: They´re getting worse. -Well, let´s have a look. 121 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:05,035 ANDY: Hmm. 122 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:06,797 What do you think? 123 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:10,370 It´s hard to tell at this point. Could be any number of things. 124 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,403 Could be an infection... 125 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:14,775 ...or sometimes an allergic reaction can cause bruising... 126 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:18,378 ...or it could be something as simple as a vitamin deficiency. 127 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,681 I think we ought to run a blood test... 128 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,553 ...to make sure it´s nothing more severe. 129 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,715 I´m gonna be leaving town in few days. 130 00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:26,487 Things have been slow... 131 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,889 ...so I´m going to Alaska to work for a couple months. 132 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:32,122 -Can this wait till I get back? -Didn´t you hear Dr. Brown? 133 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:33,694 This could be severe. 134 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,996 You´re not going anywhere until we know for sure. 135 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,428 She loves me. Heh, heh. 136 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:39,430 I wouldn´t worry too much about it. 137 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,602 I´m sure we´ll get to the bottom of this. 138 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,134 -Describe what it looked like. -It´s hard to. 139 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:47,578 All I know is that it was the strangest thing I´ve ever seen. 140 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:49,740 I ran into Brenda Baxworth at the market. 141 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:52,443 She´d been on the phone to NASA for two hours... 142 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:54,645 ...trying to get somebody here to identify it. Heh. 143 00:06:54,645 --> 00:06:57,788 There´s only one explanation: aliens. 144 00:06:57,788 --> 00:06:59,690 -Bright. -Yeah, don´t believe me. 145 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:01,552 When green men come in knockin´... 146 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:04,054 ...who do you think they´re gonna invite to the ship? 147 00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:05,826 We should be so lucky. 148 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:09,960 Why do we´ve to figure it out? Some things can´t be explained. 149 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:14,164 Stonehenge, crop circles, Edna´s aversion to cooking. 150 00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:17,037 You don´t look like you´re starving to me, big fellow. 151 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,739 I hate to end this aimless debate... 152 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,471 ...but the answer´s rather simple: 153 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:23,213 the aurora borealis, a.k.a. the northern lights. 154 00:07:23,213 --> 00:07:24,915 Could we please change the subject 155 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:26,647 to something less tedious? 156 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,649 You´re wrong. 157 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,020 Excuse me? 158 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,552 The northern lights are caused... 159 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,053 ...by physical and chemical reactions... 160 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,755 ...from solar winds colliding with air molecules. 161 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,528 And they only move on the Earth´s magnetic field. 162 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:40,090 You only see them when you´re closer to the poles. 163 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:41,732 We´re too far south. 164 00:07:41,732 --> 00:07:43,794 And the clouds are colorful: red, blue, violet. 165 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:47,237 The lights we saw were white and moving around. 166 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:50,601 How do you know all that stuff, Miss Honors-Science? 167 00:07:50,601 --> 00:07:53,774 God had to do something with the other half of your brain. 168 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,677 Maybe you and I can figure out what it is. 169 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,549 Like when we used to play X-Files. 170 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:00,210 We can gather evidence, look for clues. 171 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:02,613 You´re forgetting you´re grounded. 172 00:08:02,613 --> 00:08:03,954 What for? 173 00:08:03,954 --> 00:08:05,686 Mulder here blew the curfew last night. 174 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,918 -Came in late from Colin´s. -What´s the big deal? 175 00:08:07,918 --> 00:08:10,621 It´s not like I´m going anywhere that counts as fun. 176 00:08:10,621 --> 00:08:12,723 -No offense. -None taken. 177 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:17,197 We´re gonna solve a scientific mystery. I´m still grounded. 178 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,229 Do you think if aliens would probe you... 179 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:21,532 ...you´d still be considered a virgin? 180 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:27,808 [SIMPLE MELODY PLAYING ON PIANO] 181 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,540 Hey. 182 00:08:32,683 --> 00:08:34,785 Is that what you´re playing for the recital? 183 00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:36,887 No, I got something better. "Axel F." 184 00:08:36,887 --> 00:08:39,189 from Beverly Hills Cop. 185 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:42,522 MATT: Hey, guys. Sorry I´m late. 186 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,895 Okay, so the recital is in two days. 187 00:08:44,895 --> 00:08:47,558 I thought we´d change things up by rehearsing together. 188 00:08:47,558 --> 00:08:50,060 So I want you to split up into groups of two. 189 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,933 The person you´re paired with will be your page turner. 190 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:56,136 But you should have your music memorized before the show. 191 00:08:56,136 --> 00:09:00,010 I´ll let you know by Friday what the order for the show will be. 192 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,672 Ephram, you´re with Kate... 193 00:09:01,672 --> 00:09:04,875 ...and you guys will play first tonight. 194 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,147 -Hey. -Hey. 195 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,581 -So how´s it going? -Good. 196 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:12,853 How long you--? How long you been with Matt? 197 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:18,889 -A couple of years. You? -Oh, just a few months. 198 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:21,291 You wanna go first, or should I go first? 199 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:23,293 I´m already memorized, so.... 200 00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:28,799 -Okay, well, my stuff´s in my-- -No worries, I´ll just go. 201 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:31,802 [PLAYING BEETHOVEN´S "MOONLIGHT SONATA" THIRD MOVEMENT] 202 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,339 Where were you? 203 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:11,611 Well, after spending the early morning hours... 204 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,143 ...delivering the last of the invitations... 205 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:15,045 ...I decided to go shopping. 206 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:17,247 I was supposed to get regular cups, right? 207 00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:19,049 Uh-huh. So, what did you get? 208 00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:22,853 Well, you said you couldn´t remember which kind Mom got, so: 209 00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:25,195 Fortunately, Mr. Johnson had a shipment of 16-ounce Solos. 210 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:26,927 They were a steal. 211 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,900 So, what do you think? Does red say recital or what? 212 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,632 I don´t know, you might have to take some back. 213 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,965 Well, either that or throw a kegger. 214 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,668 -What are all these for? -For your guests. 215 00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:38,909 EPHRAM: What guests? 216 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:41,071 Well, four people just R.S.V.P.´d. 217 00:10:41,071 --> 00:10:43,373 I hand-delivered the invites myself. 218 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:45,846 Good. Then you can take them back, right? 219 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,648 -What, the cups? -No, the invitations. 220 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,681 Was the recital canceled? 221 00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:53,353 I decided I don´t want anybody there. It´s no big deal. 222 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,355 It is a big deal. 223 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:58,829 Could you at least tell me why? 224 00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:02,332 Because it´s my recital and I don´t want anybody there. 225 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,865 Well, does this have something to do with Mom? 226 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,396 I know your last recital-- 227 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:08,268 It´s got nothing to do with that. 228 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,100 That´s not what everything´s about. 229 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,072 Well, then what is it about? 230 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:16,306 Just because it´s not Mom doesn´t mean I´m gonna tell you. 231 00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:19,009 I guess I´m supposed to be happy with that. 232 00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,151 Yeah. 233 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,684 We could throw a pregger. 234 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,419 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 235 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:44,735 Ha. The good ship Fruitcake has definitely landed. 236 00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:48,378 Officers. Enjoying this, are we? Hello? 237 00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:49,709 [HORN HONKING] 238 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,843 Come on, you losers. 239 00:11:52,843 --> 00:11:56,486 Blast off, you bozos. Move it. 240 00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:58,849 Oh, well, now, let me just hit this one. 241 00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:02,722 How many points is that? Hello? 242 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,926 You tie-dyed space freaks, move it. 243 00:12:15,505 --> 00:12:17,968 My God. 244 00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:20,010 Hey, would you like to buy a crystal? 245 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,172 No, I would not like to buy a crystal. 246 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:25,275 What I would like is for you and your hippie entourage... 247 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:28,078 ...to hightail it out of here, yesterday if possible. 248 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:30,280 Hey, power vortices are moving northward, man. 249 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,383 -You better be prepared. -Power vortices? What is that? 250 00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:36,857 A term you picked up in Ben and Jerry´s physics class? 251 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:40,991 No way, dude. Vortices are part of the alien plot. 252 00:12:40,991 --> 00:12:43,834 It´s pointless to do so, but might I point out... 253 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,265 ...that after several NASA missions... 254 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,337 ...and spending billions of tax dollars... 255 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:49,840 ...the search for extraterrestrial life... 256 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,002 ...has proven fruitless for decades? 257 00:12:52,002 --> 00:12:54,945 We are alone, dude. Better get used to it. 258 00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,506 According to Carl Sagan... 259 00:12:56,506 --> 00:13:00,150 ...it´s 99 percent certain there is other life in the universe. 260 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:03,213 I should´ve known you´d be on the side of wack jobs. 261 00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:05,285 If you could find an alien race... 262 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,857 ...that didn´t watch Joe Millionaire, 263 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:08,358 you wouldn´t consider relocating? 264 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,420 If I thought that was even a remote possibility... 265 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:14,524 ...I would´ve been beamed up long ago. 266 00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:17,267 Ladies. 267 00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,799 Well, your blood test came back negative... 268 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,171 ...for infection and allergies... 269 00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:22,973 ...and you´re clearly suffering... 270 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:24,434 ...from something much more severe... 271 00:13:24,434 --> 00:13:25,906 ...than a vitamin deficiency. 272 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,477 So then it might be aliens? 273 00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:31,211 Well, if I had to bet on a fight between Chuck and an alien... 274 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,913 ...I´d put my money on Chuck. 275 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,414 But we could bring in Bigfoot... 276 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,447 ...or the Loch Ness monster for questioning. 277 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:40,090 Are you a heavy sleeper, Chuck? 278 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,292 Yeah, as a matter of fact, we both are. 279 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,824 We joke that if the house were to burn down 280 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,457 while we´re sleeping, neither of us would wake up. 281 00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:49,199 ANDY: Good to know. 282 00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:51,461 Well, how about sleepwalking? You ever done that? 283 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:53,133 Yeah, as a kid. 284 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,036 My mom used to say she´d catch me in the kitchen... 285 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,068 ...in the middle of the night stealing cookies. 286 00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,110 But that was years ago. 287 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,012 Nonetheless, Previous history is a good indication 288 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:04,214 that this might be the root of your problem. 289 00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:06,546 I´m gonna recommend we set up a sleep clinic... 290 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,118 ...right here in my office. 291 00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:10,480 -A sleep clinic? -Mm-hm. Just standard procedure. 292 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,222 You´ll go to sleep like normal. 293 00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:14,624 The only difference is, you´ll be here. 294 00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,326 That´ll give me a chance to observe 295 00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:18,258 and figure out what´s causing these bruises. 296 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,491 -Should I come too? -I´d rather observe Chuck alone. 297 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:24,264 It´s usually better if the patient remains isolated. 298 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,636 You think you can make it on your own? 299 00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,969 I´ll do whatever it takes. 300 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,300 Great. I´ll see you tonight. 301 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,002 I´ll bring milk, you bring cookies. 302 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:35,005 Great. Chocolate chip or oatmeal? 303 00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:40,210 AMY: Oh, Ephram´s recital. Cool. 304 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:47,387 I see your dad went for the fancy lettering. 305 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,191 Yeah, no, I didn´t know he sent you one. 306 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,323 So are you nervous? 307 00:14:53,323 --> 00:14:55,195 I´m trying not to think about it. 308 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,228 I know what you mean. My ballet recitals are so stressful. 309 00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:02,272 My dad invites like a million people. 310 00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:05,605 Well, consider me R.S.V.P.´d, anyway. 311 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,007 Sure about that? 312 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,279 Um, yeah, I mean... 313 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,611 ...unless you don´t want me to be there. 314 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,143 I just-- 315 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,415 I don´t know if it´s the best idea. 316 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,587 You´re afraid you´ll mess up or something? 317 00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:20,490 I appreciate you trying to act like everything´s normal... 318 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:24,594 ...with this whole Colin thing, but we both know it´s not. 319 00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:27,457 And I think it´s best if we just kept our distance... 320 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:30,430 ...for a little while, don´t you? 321 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,162 Yeah. 322 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:35,065 I guess you´re right, Ephram. 323 00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:36,566 Good luck. 324 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:50,220 -Hey. -Hey. 325 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:53,183 -You always gone to County? -Not by choice. 326 00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:54,684 That´s weird, I never noticed you. 327 00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:56,386 Should you have? 328 00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:59,729 Well, I like to know when I´m in the presence of greatness. 329 00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:04,334 I mean, I thought I was good, but you were amazing. 330 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,196 You didn´t notice my dynamics were off... 331 00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:07,567 ...my fingering was wrong... 332 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,200 ...and I rushed the tempo in the allegro? 333 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,503 I´m just glad I´m not gonna have to play after you. Ha, ha. 334 00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:16,546 -How do you know you´re not? -Oh, because you´re the best. 335 00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:18,408 The best player goes last. 336 00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:21,211 I could play perfectly, and I wouldn´t make the finale slot. 337 00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:24,514 -Matt knows what he´s doing. -Matt does know what he´s doing. 338 00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:31,261 Trust me, Liberace has a better shot at the finale than I do. 339 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:33,593 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 340 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:40,770 HARRY: What on Earth is this? 341 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,573 Hello? What...? Excuse me. 342 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:47,607 Can I get in past you all, strange people? 343 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,410 Excuse me, carbon-based life form coming through. 344 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,512 -Excuse me. -How many in your party today? 345 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,784 There´s a wait to get into Mama Joy´s? 346 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:57,147 Unless you wanna share a table. 347 00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:59,689 I´d buy everyone here a one-way ticket to Roswell... 348 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:04,394 ...before I´d be seen breaking bread with the lunatic fringe. 349 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:08,058 What...? 350 00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:10,400 [CHUCKLES] 351 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,033 Speaking of. 352 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,635 This is a turn of events. 353 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,168 It may be the first time that you´re not... 354 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,170 ...the craziest person in Mama Joy´s. 355 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,242 ANDY: Thanks. Feels good. 356 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,574 You don´t happen to have that recital invitation, do you? 357 00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:27,547 -No, why? -I have to disinvite you. 358 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,520 It´s not my choice. I have no choice. 359 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:34,284 I take it back, you´re still the craziest person in Mama Joy´s. 360 00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:36,326 No, no, it´s not me, it´s Ephram. 361 00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:39,189 He keeps changing his mind from one minute to the next. 362 00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:41,291 I can´t figure out what he wants. 363 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,533 That seems like a simple case of pre-recital jitters. 364 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,735 He´s nervous. Doesn´t wanna make a fool of himself... 365 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:49,299 ...in front of 300 people let alone in front of his father. 366 00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,541 Although you´ve humiliated yourself plenty... 367 00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:55,175 ...in front of him, it´s not a big deal for your family. 368 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,776 CHUCK: Dr. Brown. -Hey, Chuck. 369 00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,850 Remember that, uh, sleep-clinic thing we were gonna do tonight? 370 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,452 I can´t, something came up. 371 00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:04,314 Can we, uh, switch it to tomorrow? 372 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:07,187 Give Edna a call. She´ll put it on my schedule. 373 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,760 -Thanks, I appreciate it. ANDY: Mm-hm. 374 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:14,294 What were we just talking about? 375 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,726 Ephram´s recital tomorrow. Oh, damn. 376 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,831 Um.... 377 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:24,774 I don´t suppose you´ve ever run a sleep clinic, have you? 378 00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:27,637 Nice try, doctor. I´m not here to pick up your slack. 379 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:31,341 I´m sure, you and Mr. Dodd will find a mutually agreeable time. 380 00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:32,842 That´s gonna be tough... 381 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,515 ...especially since he´s leaving town in a couple of days. 382 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:39,249 He has got these mysterious welts all over his body. 383 00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:41,451 I´m just afraid if I wait too much longer... 384 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,323 ...the Everwood lights will disappear 385 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,356 and possibly Chuck´s welts with them. 386 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,758 You and I know that the lights, whatever they are... 387 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:51,761 ...have nothing to do with Chuck Dodd´s mysterious welts. 388 00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:53,403 Yeah? Tell that to Betsy. 389 00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:55,505 She is convinced aliens have done this. 390 00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:57,567 She has given an exclusive for the Pinecone. 391 00:18:57,567 --> 00:19:00,840 I don´t wanna see what press people are capable of... 392 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:05,215 ...once they get their hands on some hard evidence. 393 00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,517 If I do this, you know... 394 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:10,380 ...it is only because I cannot pass up an opportunity... 395 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,782 ...to disprove the National Enquirer. 396 00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:15,385 Oh, absolutely. 397 00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:19,859 Menu? 398 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,293 EDNA: No, wait, wait. Go back to the phosphorescent minerals. 399 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:24,934 That theory doesn´t make sense, Grandma. 400 00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:27,166 Why not? 401 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,768 AMY: Because, um.... 402 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,273 Um, light from minerals would be seen 403 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,804 just above the Earth´s surface. 404 00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:37,477 The Everwood lights were too high in the atmosphere. 405 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:42,452 What´s that, newhart2002? 406 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:45,515 Oh, that´s just an Internet thing. 407 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:47,917 Alright, well, what else have we got? 408 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:54,264 Um, how about ball lightning, meteor showers, renegade comets? 409 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,466 Well, that´s about as likely as aliens. 410 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,828 Well, Grandma, I think the Internet has taken us... 411 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:00,370 ...about as far as it can. 412 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,572 We can´t quit now. If I don´t come back... 413 00:20:02,572 --> 00:20:04,404 ...with a scientific explanation... 414 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,637 ...I have to give Irv 50 bucks and three hot meals a week. 415 00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:09,579 And we´re talking stove hot, no microwave. 416 00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:11,681 I´m not suggesting that we quit. 417 00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:14,584 We should take this investigation to the next level. 418 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,316 Do a little field research. 419 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,749 We could camp out, hang with the alien freaks. It´ll be fun. 420 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:22,752 You forgetting the definition of the term "grounded"? 421 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,794 You eavesdrop now. Good to know. 422 00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:27,497 What do you say, Junior? You gonna give my granddaughter... 423 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,959 ...permission to go off base tomorrow? 424 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:31,561 You of all people should know... 425 00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,503 ...when a child is grounded... 426 00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,635 ...it is the equivalent of a prison sentence. 427 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,808 That means no telephone, no TV, and absolutely no going out. 428 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:41,571 Well, where we´re going, there are no phones, no television. 429 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:42,872 And with me as chaperone... 430 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:45,445 ...it´ll be more like a prison than a prison. 431 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,347 It´s practically like homework, Dad. 432 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,419 Fine, fine, you may go. 433 00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:51,521 And since it is practically like homework... 434 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,823 ...I want a thousand-word typed, double-spaced report... 435 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:55,685 ...on the mystery of the Everwood lights 436 00:20:55,685 --> 00:20:57,957 on my desk by Monday morning. 437 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,729 You´ve got to be kidding me. 438 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:02,462 That´s the deal. Take it or leave it. 439 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,435 Fine. I´ll take it. 440 00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:08,638 Alright. Tomorrow night, 1800 hours sharp. 441 00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:12,942 -Good choice, Junior. -Yeah. As if I ever had one. 442 00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:15,705 [PLAYING "MOONLIGHT SONATA" THIRD MOVEMENT ON PIANO] 443 00:21:46,936 --> 00:21:50,009 [STUDENTS APPLAUD] 444 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,882 It´s better, but not exactly up to snuff, Kate. 445 00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:54,744 I´d log in some more rehearsal time 446 00:21:54,744 --> 00:21:56,746 before tomorrow if I were you. 447 00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:58,818 Speaking of which, I´ve made my decisions... 448 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,950 ...on the playing order, so listen up. 449 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:06,095 Hank, Daniel, Evelyn... 450 00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:10,430 ...Afton, Chris, Laura... 451 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:15,034 ...Kate. 452 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:19,068 And, Ephram, you´re our anchor. Do us proud. 453 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:23,443 What did I tell you? 454 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,845 MATT: Laura, you wanna go next? LAURA: Okay. 455 00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:30,780 [PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC ON PIANO] 456 00:22:44,794 --> 00:22:46,736 -Bravo. Bravo. -Thank you. 457 00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:48,768 Thank you. I´d like to thank the academy. 458 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,641 I´d like to thank Mama Joy´s for supporting my fry habit. 459 00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:55,505 I´d like to thank my teacher for taking a chance on a no-name. 460 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:57,677 Love to take the credit, but it´s all you. 461 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,779 Well, I´m obviously a raw genius, but-- 462 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,781 Don´t forget humble. 463 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:06,055 But I´m not the best player, which begs the question: 464 00:23:06,055 --> 00:23:07,657 Why´d I get the finale? 465 00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:10,059 You want me to give it to someone else? 466 00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:13,392 No, but Kate´s obviously a better player. 467 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,165 Kate´s terrific, but that comes from hours of practice 468 00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:18,728 She has diligence, you have a gift. 469 00:23:18,728 --> 00:23:20,129 Sucks for her, cool for you. 470 00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:24,934 -It´s that simple? -Such is life. 471 00:23:24,934 --> 00:23:26,676 So, what are we gonna tackle next? 472 00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:29,138 I gotta tell you, I´m not loving Schubert right now. 473 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:30,940 That won´t be up to me. 474 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:34,784 Gonna let me to pick out my own music? Sweet, bring on the jazz. 475 00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:38,187 Actually, I wasn´t gonna tell you this until tomorrow... 476 00:23:38,187 --> 00:23:41,891 ...but this is our last lesson. 477 00:23:41,891 --> 00:23:46,496 I got another job, Ephram. 478 00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:49,529 I didn´t even know you were looking. Well, when? Where? 479 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,461 A conservatory in London I applied to... 480 00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:52,932 ...is finally interested. 481 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:57,807 So I´m packing up and flying out of here. 482 00:23:57,807 --> 00:23:59,108 Oh.... 483 00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:00,740 Happened kind of fast, eh? 484 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,573 I met the people in New York a few months ago. 485 00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:05,775 It was just something I´ve been working on. 486 00:24:05,775 --> 00:24:07,477 Anyway. 487 00:24:07,477 --> 00:24:10,119 I guess Everwood can´t compete with London, right? 488 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,824 Well, Madonna lives there for a reason. 489 00:24:14,824 --> 00:24:18,127 Well, it´s gonna suck losing one of the three people... 490 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:20,059 ...I can carry on a conversation with. 491 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,892 That´s why God invented e-mail. 492 00:24:22,892 --> 00:24:25,865 Let´s try that last chord progression one more time... 493 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,597 ...and then you´re free. 494 00:24:27,597 --> 00:24:29,999 [PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC ON PIANO] 495 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,553 I know the perfect place where we can get the best view. 496 00:24:43,553 --> 00:24:45,214 It´s just past Miller´s Field. 497 00:24:45,214 --> 00:24:47,086 We should´ve the whole place to ourselves. 498 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,689 Grab that tent, would you? 499 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:52,161 -What´s the plan for tonight? -Recon. 500 00:24:52,161 --> 00:24:55,895 The first thing we gotta do is get a better look at the lights. 501 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:58,227 I packed my telescope. I thought we´d take pictures. 502 00:24:58,227 --> 00:25:00,099 That´s a great idea. 503 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,032 So how about you go on, do the telescope thing by yourself... 504 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:05,575 ...and I will meet you later, take the pictures? 505 00:25:05,575 --> 00:25:06,906 I´m better with a camera. 506 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,539 What do you mean, later? Where are you gonna be? 507 00:25:09,539 --> 00:25:12,782 I thought I´d go help Colin on this test he´s got on Monday. 508 00:25:12,782 --> 00:25:14,644 I figured that you´d understand... 509 00:25:14,644 --> 00:25:16,215 ...because we know that me being grounded... 510 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:19,789 ...is another one of my dad´s lame power moves, right? 511 00:25:19,789 --> 00:25:22,592 Amy, I suddenly feel like I´m being hornswoggled... 512 00:25:22,592 --> 00:25:24,594 ...and I don´t like it one bit. 513 00:25:24,594 --> 00:25:26,796 No, that´s not how it is at all, Grandma. 514 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:30,299 You thought you could manipulate me into letting you see Colin. 515 00:25:30,299 --> 00:25:34,033 This whole X-File reunion tour was just so you could use me. 516 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,836 I didn´t use you, I need you. There´s a difference. 517 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:40,009 Well, sell that to someone who buys malarkey. 518 00:25:40,009 --> 00:25:41,240 Get in the truck. 519 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,912 You´re seriously not gonna let me? 520 00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:44,213 Seriously. 521 00:25:44,213 --> 00:25:47,016 Can I call and tell him I´m not gonna make it? 522 00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:48,718 -No. -Why not? 523 00:25:48,718 --> 00:25:50,249 Grandma, I thought you understood me. 524 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:51,821 I thought I did too. 525 00:25:51,821 --> 00:25:53,322 Fine, then take me home because-- 526 00:25:53,322 --> 00:25:55,154 Forget it. 527 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,987 We are going camping, we´re gonna figure out those lights. 528 00:25:57,987 --> 00:26:01,661 And we´re gonna do it together whether you like it or not. 529 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,562 Truck. 530 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,896 [AMY SIGHS] 531 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:14,704 No, it´s gonna be fine, Chuck. You have nothing to worry about. 532 00:26:14,704 --> 00:26:17,076 You´re in very, very good hands with Dr. Abbott. 533 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,309 -You´re pulling all my hair out. -You do it sweetheart, okay? 534 00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:22,782 So meet him at my office at 9:00... 535 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,614 ...and I´ll call you tomorrow afternoon... 536 00:26:24,614 --> 00:26:26,115 ...to see how it went, okay? 537 00:26:26,115 --> 00:26:27,957 Alright, good luck. 538 00:26:27,957 --> 00:26:30,159 Hey, you´re looking sharp. 539 00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:31,220 Is that Matt´s present? 540 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,922 Yeah, I´ll give it to him after. 541 00:26:32,922 --> 00:26:35,294 -What´d you get him? -This old map of London. 542 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,966 It´s cool-looking. 543 00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:38,898 That´s thoughtful. I´m sure, he´ll appreciate it. 544 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,770 So you nervous? 545 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:43,873 Well, I had a couple belts of whiskey to take the edge off. 546 00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:45,735 Good. I figured you might be nervous. 547 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:48,808 And I dropped those cups off at the concert hall for you. 548 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:51,180 Well, you´ve done a fine job with the cups. 549 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:53,012 Mom would be proud. 550 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:56,315 So how many people R.S.V.P.´d for this thing? 551 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:57,987 Is this a trick question? 552 00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:00,790 Because you asked me to disinvite everyone yesterday... 553 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,251 ...so I did. 554 00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:05,094 -You did? Nobody else is coming? -I did what you told me. 555 00:27:05,094 --> 00:27:08,327 You didn´t want anyone to come. You told me. I´ve a witness. 556 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,199 Don´t look at me, I´m working. 557 00:27:10,199 --> 00:27:13,763 -No, I mean, it´s no big deal. -Wait a minute, maybe we can-- 558 00:27:13,763 --> 00:27:15,264 No, it´s fine. Forget it, really. 559 00:27:15,264 --> 00:27:16,365 There´s still time-- 560 00:27:16,365 --> 00:27:18,107 [CAR HORN HONKS] 561 00:27:18,107 --> 00:27:19,839 It´s Matt. I´ll see you guys there. 562 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,912 I´m gonna get a ride with him, alright? 563 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:25,314 Come on, sweetheart. Let´s go. 564 00:27:25,314 --> 00:27:27,316 But the recital´s not for another hour. 565 00:27:27,316 --> 00:27:28,918 We´ve got plenty of time. 566 00:27:28,918 --> 00:27:32,321 No, we don´t. We gotta go find an audience. 567 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,175 Mother. 568 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,847 My God. 569 00:28:00,049 --> 00:28:01,711 Mr. Dodd... 570 00:28:01,711 --> 00:28:04,253 ...it´s difficult to conduct a sleep clinic 571 00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:05,985 if you do not go to sleep. 572 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,318 -I´m trying, Dr. Abbott. -Well, what is it you need? 573 00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:13,362 An Ambien? Some warm milk? Shall I recite Goodnight Moon? 574 00:28:13,362 --> 00:28:15,264 I can´t sleep without my Betsy. 575 00:28:15,264 --> 00:28:17,927 Oh, you must be kidding. 576 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:22,101 CHUCK: I need Betsy. 577 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,874 If I don´t have my arm around her, I can´t sleep. 578 00:28:24,874 --> 00:28:27,236 Do you have to have her next to you? 579 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:31,140 Doctor, I appreciate the offer, but I really need my wife. 580 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:34,143 No, I was offering you a pillow. 581 00:28:34,143 --> 00:28:37,787 Fine, fine. Let´s go find your Betsy. 582 00:28:43,853 --> 00:28:47,096 AMY: Well, so much for having the whole place to ourselves. 583 00:28:47,096 --> 00:28:49,058 MAN: Yeah. Okay. 584 00:28:49,058 --> 00:28:51,761 AMY: Can I have some cocoa? -Sure. Knock yourself out. 585 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:53,903 AMY: Thanks. Ahem. 586 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,037 Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering... 587 00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,109 ...if you had some matches I could borrow. 588 00:29:00,109 --> 00:29:02,441 My family´s there. We´re trying to start a campfire. 589 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,273 -Sure. -Yeah, sure. 590 00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:07,176 Quite a night. I can´t believe how many people turned out. 591 00:29:07,176 --> 00:29:09,979 I guess we overestimated the apathy of the general public... 592 00:29:09,979 --> 00:29:11,450 ...where green men are concerned. 593 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,222 Wonderful, isn´t it? 594 00:29:13,222 --> 00:29:15,985 Nowadays I can´t even get my kids together for a meal. 595 00:29:15,985 --> 00:29:17,887 And then something like this comes along. 596 00:29:17,887 --> 00:29:20,930 It is hard to get a family together these days. 597 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:24,063 WOMAN: Reminds me of my fourth abduction, in ´79. 598 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:25,935 That´s not right, um.... 599 00:29:25,935 --> 00:29:29,768 Maybe it was my third. It´s so hard to keep track. 600 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,542 You have such pretty hair. 601 00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:37,947 -Here´s your matches. Keep them. -Thank you. 602 00:29:37,947 --> 00:29:40,149 Well, so much for sleeping tonight. 603 00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:42,211 Mm-hm. 604 00:29:42,211 --> 00:29:44,553 She´s right, though. Whatever those lights are... 605 00:29:44,553 --> 00:29:47,857 ...they brought all these people together tonight. 606 00:29:47,857 --> 00:29:50,389 It´s pretty impressive. 607 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,962 ANDY: Amy Abbott! 608 00:29:52,962 --> 00:29:56,095 Did someone just call my name? 609 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,927 ANDY: Edna Harper! 610 00:29:57,927 --> 00:30:01,430 We´re being paged in the forest. 611 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:03,232 Dr. Brown? 612 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:06,335 Sorry to crash your mission, but I need to talk to Amy... 613 00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:07,376 ...for a second. 614 00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:09,078 Is everything okay? 615 00:30:09,078 --> 00:30:11,810 Ephram´s piano recital´s tonight and I´d like you to come. 616 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,983 I know he´d really like you to be there. 617 00:30:13,983 --> 00:30:15,544 Well, he made it very clear... 618 00:30:15,544 --> 00:30:17,586 ...that he didn´t want me there at all. 619 00:30:17,586 --> 00:30:19,889 Well, I learned a very valuable lesson... 620 00:30:19,889 --> 00:30:22,091 ...which I am now going to impart to you. 621 00:30:22,091 --> 00:30:23,953 Whatever he says about his piano recital... 622 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:26,195 ...he means the exact opposite. 623 00:30:26,195 --> 00:30:29,398 Well, I´d love to, but I promised my grandma 624 00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:33,532 that I´d stay here tonight. It´s kind of important. 625 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,304 It´s okay, go on ahead. 626 00:30:35,304 --> 00:30:37,206 Well, I don´t wanna abandon you. 627 00:30:37,206 --> 00:30:41,170 I can defend the universe from an alien invasion all by myself. 628 00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:45,014 Okay, I´ll come back right after the recital, I promise. 629 00:30:45,014 --> 00:30:47,416 Just don´t figure anything out without me. 630 00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:48,878 Promise. 631 00:30:48,878 --> 00:30:50,249 ANDY: Right over here. -Thanks. 632 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,181 -Thanks, Edna. -Sure. 633 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,857 WOMAN 1: The house opens in 10 minutes. Get ready. 634 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,559 WOMAN 2: Hi. 635 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,236 Have you seen Matt? 636 00:31:07,236 --> 00:31:09,068 He´s downstairs making a phone call. 637 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:12,541 This fortissimo is killing me. I don´t know what I´m gonna do. 638 00:31:22,311 --> 00:31:23,913 Matt? 639 00:31:45,374 --> 00:31:47,136 [PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC ON PIANO] 640 00:32:57,546 --> 00:33:00,009 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 641 00:33:22,431 --> 00:33:24,733 Nice job, Ephram. You were amazing tonight. 642 00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:26,275 Yeah, right. 643 00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:28,237 I mean it. You really nailed the finale. 644 00:33:28,237 --> 00:33:30,709 What´s your problem? I´m just saying you did great. 645 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,212 Look, I get it, alright? I´m not an idiot. 646 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:36,585 What are you talking about? 647 00:33:36,585 --> 00:33:38,347 Matt gave me that slot... 648 00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:41,290 ...because he didn´t wanna blow his cover by giving it to you. 649 00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:43,592 Your performance was awesome. You earned the finale. 650 00:33:43,592 --> 00:33:47,226 -I don´t need a pep talk. -I can´t give you a compliment? 651 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,198 You wouldn´t say two words to me. 652 00:33:49,198 --> 00:33:51,060 Now you wanna be my best friend? 653 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,601 It´s so obvious what you´re doing. 654 00:33:52,601 --> 00:33:54,263 Is that so? 655 00:33:54,263 --> 00:33:56,335 Yes. Don´t worry, I´m not gonna blow your cover. 656 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,737 People will figure out how naive you´re without me. 657 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,269 You think I´m naive? 658 00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:02,241 If you can´t figure out why 28-year-old guys... 659 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,743 ...date high-school girls, I can´t help. 660 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,545 Matt and I are in love. 661 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:10,379 Oh, is that why he´s dumping you for some lame-ass job in London? 662 00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:13,782 You really don´t get it, do you? Matt´s not dumping me. 663 00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:16,625 He´s leaving town because my dad found out about us. 664 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,357 -What, he--? -Yeah. 665 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:22,461 But hey, I guess you believe everything Matt´s ever told you. 666 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,393 Who´s the naive one now? 667 00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:43,182 [WHACKING] 668 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,805 HARRY: Sweet Betsy. 669 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,113 [GROANING] 670 00:35:16,685 --> 00:35:18,187 Gotcha. 671 00:35:20,549 --> 00:35:22,651 Mrs. Dodd. Mrs. Dodd. 672 00:35:22,651 --> 00:35:24,823 For God´s sake, woman, wake up. 673 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:29,528 [GROANS] 674 00:35:33,462 --> 00:35:35,664 Why does it smell like beans out here? 675 00:35:35,664 --> 00:35:37,406 I forgot the eggs. 676 00:35:37,406 --> 00:35:40,839 So we´re having huevos rancheros minus the huevos. 677 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:42,411 How was the recital? 678 00:35:42,411 --> 00:35:44,713 I think I fell asleep before you got back. 679 00:35:44,713 --> 00:35:46,475 It was awesome. 680 00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:49,578 I really think Ephram´s gonna be a famous piano player one day. 681 00:35:49,578 --> 00:35:53,282 I mean, even bigger than Tori Amos or that guy from Shine. 682 00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:55,324 Well, I´m glad you had a good time. 683 00:35:55,324 --> 00:35:57,656 Yeah, and that´s kind of what I don´t get. 684 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,428 What do you mean? 685 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:02,531 Well, you´re really mad at me when I wanted to go see Colin... 686 00:36:02,531 --> 00:36:05,234 ...but you had no problem with me going to see... 687 00:36:05,234 --> 00:36:06,835 ...Ephram´s piano recital. 688 00:36:06,835 --> 00:36:11,200 Is that your way of telling me that I chose the wrong bachelor? 689 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,203 No, I´m not trying to choose your boyfriends, Amy. 690 00:36:14,203 --> 00:36:16,345 I´m just trying to keep you... 691 00:36:16,345 --> 00:36:17,876 ...from losing too much of yourself... 692 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,678 ...while you figure it all out. 693 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,710 You and your dad are a lot alike. 694 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:25,314 You´ve both got tunnel vision like I´ve never seen. 695 00:36:25,314 --> 00:36:27,686 You focus so intently on one thing... 696 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,558 ...that you forget everything else around you. 697 00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:33,662 And right now your tunnel leads to Colin and only to Colin. 698 00:36:33,662 --> 00:36:36,965 -Yeah, but I-- -Love him. I know. I know. 699 00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:39,228 I understand. 700 00:36:39,228 --> 00:36:41,700 But there´s a very fine line... 701 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:46,875 ...between devotion and obsession. 702 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,438 Besides, Colin´s not the only one who needs you. 703 00:36:49,438 --> 00:36:51,540 Your dad does, I do. 704 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,942 And last night, more than anyone, Ephram did... 705 00:36:53,942 --> 00:36:56,214 ...and you were there for him. 706 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,887 And that´s the kind of person you´ve always been. 707 00:36:58,887 --> 00:37:04,222 And I just didn´t want you to forget it. 708 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,495 So basically you´re saying... 709 00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:08,727 ...that there´s more to life than boys? 710 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,430 Well, if you wanna be succinct about it, sure. 711 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,231 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 712 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,609 What is this? 713 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:29,378 -What? What are we looking at? -Moths. Look. 714 00:37:34,623 --> 00:37:36,485 There´s millions of them. 715 00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:42,361 Aw, that´s disgusting. 716 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:45,364 No. It´s the answer. 717 00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,396 Remember that article on the Internet... 718 00:37:47,396 --> 00:37:49,267 ...about how sometimes swarms of bugs... 719 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,800 ...can get caught in some kind of electrical field and glow? 720 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,903 The article even said the bugs travel in a mass... 721 00:37:54,903 --> 00:37:57,446 ...so it looks like the shape of a UFO... 722 00:37:57,446 --> 00:38:00,048 ...which would explain all the alien theories. 723 00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:03,512 -And totally disprove them. -Exactly. We did it. 724 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:06,555 I mean, it was kind of the article, but we did it. 725 00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:07,986 Wait till I tell Irv. 726 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:11,289 I should have bet him two months´ worth of foot rubs. 727 00:38:14,323 --> 00:38:18,567 Wait, maybe we shouldn´t tell Irv. 728 00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:20,669 Or anybody. Maybe people would just be happier... 729 00:38:20,669 --> 00:38:21,900 ...thinking that there´s still... 730 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,373 ...something magical out there, you know? 731 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,307 You´re on, sport. 732 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,839 [BOTH LAUGHING] 733 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:41,690 Nice job last night. 734 00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:44,553 -That´s all you got to say? -What more do you want? 735 00:38:44,553 --> 00:38:45,994 Some honesty would be great. 736 00:38:45,994 --> 00:38:48,457 -I am being honest. -No, you´re not. You lied. 737 00:38:48,457 --> 00:38:50,499 You lied to me, you lied to Kate. 738 00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:52,861 All you had to do was tell me the truth. 739 00:38:52,861 --> 00:38:54,733 -And why should I´ve? -I deserve it. 740 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,765 No, not where Kate and I are concerned. 741 00:38:56,765 --> 00:38:59,608 When it came to the music, to what was important... 742 00:38:59,608 --> 00:39:00,969 ...I was honest with you. 743 00:39:00,969 --> 00:39:02,641 Forget the music. 744 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,873 This has nothing to do with that. I trusted you. 745 00:39:04,873 --> 00:39:07,746 I believed what you told me, not just about the piano... 746 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:10,679 ...but about life, about people, everything. 747 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:13,552 I took your advice to heart ´cause I thought we´re friends. 748 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:14,883 I´m your friend. 749 00:39:14,883 --> 00:39:17,085 No, I´d not be friends with somebody like you. 750 00:39:17,085 --> 00:39:19,788 You know what made you cool to hang out with? 751 00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:22,661 -You didn´t act your age. -How do you live with yourself? 752 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,663 -Don´t worry about me. -I´m not. 753 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,064 I´m worried about Kate. 754 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,537 She has no idea what kind of person you´re. 755 00:39:28,537 --> 00:39:30,038 -And you do? -You´re a liar. 756 00:39:30,038 --> 00:39:31,740 Don´t be so quick to judge me. 757 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:33,602 In 10 years you´ll have done things... 758 00:39:33,602 --> 00:39:34,903 ...you never thought possible. 759 00:39:34,903 --> 00:39:36,775 When you´re there we´ll compare notes. 760 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:38,477 Screw you. 761 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,412 You´re a better pianist now than you were two months ago. 762 00:39:43,412 --> 00:39:45,484 My job was to bring out your abilities. 763 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:46,985 That´s what I was hired to do. 764 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:50,489 Is that what you were hired to do for Kate? 765 00:39:58,627 --> 00:40:01,630 Hey. How´d it go with Chuck? 766 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,032 Ooh.... 767 00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:05,774 That well, huh? 768 00:40:05,774 --> 00:40:08,737 What did I tell you about arguing with lumberjacks? 769 00:40:08,737 --> 00:40:11,179 So Chuck wasn´t the one with the sleep disorder. 770 00:40:11,179 --> 00:40:13,482 Turns out it was Betsy. 771 00:40:13,482 --> 00:40:16,915 Betsy did this to you? But she´s so tiny. 772 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,648 Can we keep this conversation strictly medical? 773 00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:22,591 Of course. So, what was your final diagnosis? 774 00:40:22,591 --> 00:40:24,823 REM behavior disorder, a type of parasomnia... 775 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:28,096 ...that involves odd or dangerous behavior during sleep. 776 00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:29,698 People acting out their dreams. 777 00:40:29,698 --> 00:40:33,532 Except in this case, Betsy was acting out her anger. 778 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:35,063 Chuck told her about going to Alaska. 779 00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:37,836 She was upset, but instead of talking about it-- 780 00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:40,108 She beat the sleeping daylights out of him. 781 00:40:40,108 --> 00:40:43,141 -Feisty little one, isn´t she? -That´s one word for her. 782 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:44,943 What did you prescribe? 783 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,676 A punching bag for Betsy, plenty of Tylenol for Chuck... 784 00:40:47,676 --> 00:40:51,219 ...and a promise that he will stay in town for the time being. 785 00:40:51,219 --> 00:40:53,451 And as for myself... 786 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,824 ...I am going back to my original medical regimen... 787 00:40:55,824 --> 00:40:57,826 ...which means staying as far away... 788 00:40:57,826 --> 00:41:00,489 ...from you as humanly possible. 789 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,702 DELIA: Dad, can I go to the video store... 790 00:41:13,702 --> 00:41:15,904 ...and see if they have E.T. back yet? 791 00:41:15,904 --> 00:41:18,476 Honey, we rented that film three times this week. 792 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,509 DELIA: I told you we should buy it. 793 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:21,980 Okay, go ahead. 794 00:41:25,654 --> 00:41:28,857 -Kate´s father knows everything? -Well, supposedly. 795 00:41:28,857 --> 00:41:31,560 Whether that´s true or not, I have no idea, but.... 796 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,993 I´m sorry you got caught up in the middle of all this. 797 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,996 I feel somehow responsible, seeing as I chose Matt for you. 798 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,699 Well, did it say "lying scum" on his resume? 799 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:43,572 Well, I guess I can´t blame you for this one. 800 00:41:43,572 --> 00:41:45,003 Well, you choose the next one. 801 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,875 We´ll do a heavy screening process. 802 00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,637 I don´t want another piano teacher. 803 00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:51,610 Why not? Just because Matt´s a jerk, doesn´t mean you have to-- 804 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:55,614 It´s more than that. You know, I don´t know if it´s worth it. 805 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,746 What are you talking about? 806 00:41:59,047 --> 00:42:00,989 What´s the point of becoming great... 807 00:42:00,989 --> 00:42:03,121 ...if you compromise everything you believe in? 808 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:05,924 -Who says you´ve to compromise? -Matt said-- 809 00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:08,026 Forget Matt. He doesn´t know you. 810 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,158 He doesn´t know what you´re capable of. 811 00:42:10,158 --> 00:42:11,830 And you´re better than him. 812 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:15,133 You´re a better pianist, and you´re a better human being. 813 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:19,668 Am I better than you? You compromised. Think about it. 814 00:42:19,668 --> 00:42:21,570 Would you have saved as many lives 815 00:42:21,570 --> 00:42:23,942 if you were home for dinner every night? 816 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:27,015 Probably not. 817 00:42:27,015 --> 00:42:29,878 And do you regret it now? Not being home? 818 00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:31,920 You won´t make the mistakes I did. 819 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,782 -You don´t know that. -Yes, I do. 820 00:42:33,782 --> 00:42:35,553 You´re 15 years old, Ephram... 821 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,786 ...and you´re already asking yourself these questions. 822 00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:39,788 It took me 20 years of neurosurgery... 823 00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,059 ...the death of your mother... 824 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,091 ...and moving to the middle of nowhere... 825 00:42:43,091 --> 00:42:45,864 ...before I even knew what the questions were. 826 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,198 Now that you know what the questions are... 827 00:42:50,198 --> 00:42:52,641 ...can we please move back to New York? 828 00:42:52,641 --> 00:42:54,643 Ha, ha. Nice try. 829 00:42:54,643 --> 00:42:58,076 IRV: Despite our fascination with the beauty of stars... 830 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,008 ...most people are uneducated... 831 00:43:00,008 --> 00:43:03,311 ...when it comes to the basic facts about the heavens. 832 00:43:03,311 --> 00:43:07,155 Some mysteries aren´t meant to be fully understood. 833 00:43:07,155 --> 00:43:11,690 Some questions are best never answered.